Greeting Readers,
No harm done, this only proves Trump is human and interested in the sport. It was a casual comment and nothing to make a big deal about, as some have, but for folks like me who just love Trump and his shenanigans it simply points out how bullied our president is by the Enemy of the People press and the non believers. How petty can we get?
By email recently I recommended to the Kellogg’s Food Corporation they introduce a serial with Donald’s bright and smiling face, yellow-haired feature along with cheerful cartoons on boxes for kids, so in 15 years they will understand to whom they may die for in combat in the future.
Yes, I did, and they should and suggested they title the serial, Uncle Trump’s Trumpets, or Uncle Trump’s Strawberry Bullets. (Various selections available) I can see it now:
“Mama, do you think we’ll be heroes in the next war if we eat uncle Trump’s serial?” “Son, of course you will. You’ll want to thank him, also thank him for our economic prosperity, a national miracle; why, Joey, our personal equity market fund has gone up for 287 days in a row, but then again you may not have the opportunity because President Trump may not be around very long, he’s already on his fifth presidential term and he’s getting very old.”
So say a prayer for Uncle Donald tonight that he remain healthy and safe. And oh, before I forget remember what I told you, stay away from Father Benedict.
Okay, Joey, stop asking questions and eat your $850,000 dollar mini-box of Uncle Trump’s serial and get along to the military academy.
A little parody never hurt anyone. Peace,
All the Best,
Ron
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