I thought this parody of the Trump-Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman relationship appropriate as well as amusing, so am sharing it with you:
When you’re down and troubled and you need a helping hand
And nothing, nothing is going right.
Close your eyes and think of me and soon I will be there
to brighten your darkest nights.
Just call out my name and you know wherever I am I’ll come running with
weapon contracts in hand, yeah, yeah, yeah… to see you again.
Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall,
all got to do is call, and I’ll be there,
you’ve got a friend.
If the desert sky above you should turn dark and full of clouds,
and that old cold Iranian north wind begins to blow,
just keep you head together and call my name out loud,
and soon I’ll be knocking, knocking at your door.
Winter, Spring, Summer, or Fall all you got to do is call,
and I’ll be there, ain’t it good to know you’ve got a friend?
Iran can be so cold. They’ll hurt you desert you.
Well, don’t let them. They’ll take your Sunni Muslim soul if you let them,
Oh, but don’t let them.
All you have to do is call the White House.
Ain’t you glad you’ve got a powerful international friend?
Sorry, James Taylor, I just had to do it.
All the Best to You.