Gees, a lot of bad news for Trump this morning. The first thing the government should do is take the nuclear football away from Donald. You know the black case carried by a full colonel wherever the president resides or travels. The recent bad news for the Pres. could, may destabilize the fellow.
Just a precaution.
Oh, well not much of a chance of that. He’s a family man you know, and he’s got a good friend in Israel you know. It’s Pal Benjamin Netanyahu who claims:
“When your down and troubled and you need a helping hand and nothing, nothing is going Right. Just close your eyes and think of me and soon I’ll be there, to brighten your darkest night.
So, just call out my name and wherever I am I’ll come running to give you a hand. Winter, Spring, Summer, or fall, all you gotta do is call out my name and I’ll be there, because you’ve got a friend. (And a Rabi too, Ivanka)
Voters, and investigators, can be so cruel, they’ll desert you, they’ll hurt you, they will even try to take your soul if you let them, but don’t let them. Because Winter, Spring, Summer, or fall, all you’ve gotta do, Donald, is call, and I’ll be coming to see you again, because you’ve gotta friend. And ain’t you glad you gotta Friend.”
And by the way, “Donald, we need another 100 mil to patch up the Iron Dome. Those damn rag-heads in Gaza are acting up, causing trouble again. We just don’t kill enough of them. I just don’t know why they don’t follow the advice of Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman when he said four months ago to the Palestinians, ‘Shut up and quit complaining, and listen to Israel.’ (Since denied) Lately the prince has been in a denying mood.
Have a nice weekend, America. Peace.
PS: Just because I’m a bit humorous now and then on roguedinosaur, doesn’t mean I don’t get serious sometime. One chap wrote me and said, tell us another political Joke and I said okay, okay, here goes: “Donald Trump”….